i'm so bored i could die.
- and i refuse to study for the 4 (!!) upcoming tests.
- on the bright side, i just made rice balls ! (:
- i'm thankful for charcoal who cleans up each time i drop bits of rice around.
- ozzy is really big now.
- and dammit, prissy won the bet. now i owe her a dollar.
- i want to eat meatballs (FATBEL! saturday?)
- i think seeing that marilyn monroe at night kinda freaks me out.
OH. i think little boys have this thing against me. HAHAHAHA.
i went to town with mummy, like a few weeks back. during dinner. some fat little bespectacled boy was standing in front of the glass panel before me, making stupid faces and he even turned around and waved his fat smelly ass (b-o-o-t-y) at me! like. WHATTHEHELLLLL. i hope he grows up to be dateless and smelly.
then today. some little boy was pointing his toy gun at me, squeaking "HEY YOU! HEY YOUUU!". i pretended i didn't see him. HAHAHA. so yeah. he looked like he was talking to some imaginary friend. and so nobody stared at me.

that's eduardo escargot the french snail and his nemesis mr salt.
and that's the product of hours of non-productive lectures.
*ps/ i hope you're happy now goo. i pushed the perturbing post about roachy down.
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