today was funny, cos it was an addition to....
THE
ADVENTURES OF
FATBEL
&
FATMELIA
haha hilarious i tell you. we found pretty cheap stuff. i told fatbel,
"we've found our gem. don't need to search any longer".
oh yess. the aunties there are really nice too! generous people.
oh oh! and i was pissed with this small fat boy today. ok usually i like short fat little boys. (AND NO I'M NOT A PAEDOPHILE). yeah. anyway. i was walking towards the table in macs. then this short fat purple boy brisk walked (AND I REALLY MEAN BRISK WALKED) to the table after he saw me walking toward it. then then then as he was nearing he sped up and quickly sat down. then he pretended nothing happened but looked at the corner of his eyes to see if i was still walking toward the table. WAHHHHHHH. SNEAKY BRAT. and his stupid mother pretended nothing happened and strolled to the table. WITH HER TWO OTHER FAT KIDS.
so i was "cursing" the fatboy afterwards. don't know what he was doing, like kinda using a straw as a spoon (?) then tilting his head and pouring stuff in. not coke. as i said. don't know what he was doing. i was like, "stupid fatboy. i hope you start choking on whatever you're eating, and have a cough attack" (look, i was kind enough to not curse him to die.)
yeah. so after that we talked about ugly singaporeans. in terms of character i mean. it's UTTERLY DISGUSTING. let's all migrate to other countries. i think the only thing i like about singapore is the nightlife (i mean the shops closing late, overseas' clubs are waaaaaaaaay better fyi.), and those cultural stuff like chinatown, little india,kampong glam, arab street, yada yada. oh and all those cool cultural temples. pretty places. those are pretty hard to find overseas you know. uh huh. not bad eh.
so let's say i DO migrate. the thing i'd miss the least would be singaporeans. yuck. horrible kiasu-ism. especially inconsiderate people who bump into you, and it's obviously their fault and they go "TSK!!" instead. yeah. ok if you want me to give you a whole list, i'd gladly do so. but i'm kinda lazy now.
yup. so here's my take on these stupid people. come on. everyone's got the 'kiasu' virus in them somewhere, even if it's a little. even i have it. people push me, i push them back. simple concept. :D
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